ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

awkwardpandahat:

Do you fucking see this do you fucking actually see this Beni has a tiny little teacup and he and Ren are reading a fucking miniature newspaper where did you two little shits get a cup that tiny and a possibly accurate newspaper that small and did Koujaku pour you that cup of tea like he took a fucking eyedropper and dropped a couple drops of scalding hot still steaming tea into that tiny ass cup so you could pretend to enjoy it with your best dog friend Ren while casually talking over the paper this is the cutest thing in the game no one fucking touch me 

awkwardpandahat:

Do you fucking see this do you fucking actually see this Beni has a tiny little teacup and he and Ren are reading a fucking miniature newspaper where did you two little shits get a cup that tiny and a possibly accurate newspaper that small and did Koujaku pour you that cup of tea like he took a fucking eyedropper and dropped a couple drops of scalding hot still steaming tea into that tiny ass cup so you could pretend to enjoy it with your best dog friend Ren while casually talking over the paper this is the cutest thing in the game no one fucking touch me 

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

lightbluenymphadora:

trvllngjwllr:

lustrousjaybird:

nomarion:

Blueberry?

So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.

RDJ is a squirrel

I will never NOT reblog this

farorescourage:

godsaveourpreciousapollo:

farorescourage:

"Stop bullying people for their gender identity!" Tumblr screeches as it proceeds to bully cis people for being cis because apparently that’s not bullying someone for their gender identity.
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Stfu cis people

I’m a trans man. Joke’s on you.