can i just say like

fic authors can be so fucking incredible like i just looked at the word count for my favorite beautifully written fic and its at nearly 400,000.

twilight is 130,000 words

it is literally the equivalent of a three book series like i cant even

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

STOP SCROLLING

skelezor:

if u do not reblog in 5 seconds u will be sent 2 eternal skeleton hell and be haunted by this seemingly harmless skeleton. don’t risk it!!1image

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

catscatscatss:

assassins kitty

what girls look for in a guy

jean-bo-peep:

  • tall
  • dark
  • strong
  • works in a kitchen
  • wears an apron
  • dark as in dark grey
  • made of rock
  • radda radda
  • image

so-stay-sweetly-numb:

justblacklistme:

THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????